Hey Guys! What's up?
Do you ever just make a YouTube video you know?
Do you ever just make a video that you spent a lot of time and effort on right?
Then you upload that video to YouTube and you expect,
"Ooh guys, I'm gonna get a shit ton of views for this one.
I'm going to get so much nice comments, I'm going to get so much nice fucking likes and stuff, I'm going to get so much exposure."
And then YouTube says,
FUCK YOU *russian pig squealing*
sigh
sad
"sigh"
Did that ever happen to you?
Something did happen to me.
Welcome to fucking YouTube guys, today we are going to be talking about, the YouTube sub boxes.
(intro music)
But yes guys welcome to a new video over 10 minutes for ad revenue
I mean if H3H3 can do it and nobody cares why can't I
Yeah guys in this new episode of NFKRZs stand up with 1.8 aperture
and slightly out of focus face, we're going to be talking about
YouTube sub boxes, and how this shit is ruining my life,
and the lives of many others
What are you fucking gay?
What are you fucking faggot?
Now first of all really , what is a Youtube sub box?
Well a youtube sub box , uh many people think we're referring to this shit
You know , on your channel when everybody comes on your channel they can see the featured channels tab and many people think "Oh this is the sub box"
And yes this actually is called sub box so,
when one youtuber usually meets another , at a uh gaming convention uh ah a little Youtube meet up
They usually say to eachother in DMs on twitter say "Box for box dude?" "Sub box for sub box?"
and they put each other in each others sub boxes
Therefore making revenue, and new subscribers
and HULA everyone is fucking happy
But today, I'm not talking about THOSE kinds of sub boxes
what I'm talking about is the subscription feed
You know this little thing on YouTube?
When every your favorite YouTuber;
*loud ass inhale*
or a YouTuber you fucking hate, probably like me ;)
Whenever that YouTuber uploads a video, you get a notification on the "main page of YouTube"
So when you go on the main page of YouTube, you see:
"oh, this nigga just uploaded a video"
And you click on that, you give that person views
he gets money
he gets bitches
he gets happiness
you get entertainment
and everyone's fucking happy
and it's just-
-uh-
and it's just very very nice
fuck
I keep hitting my light with my elbow
It's just not a good situation
*Unknown russian words*
Anyways, that is what most YouTubers now-a-days refer to as a sub box
It's basically the subscription feed whenever you upload a new video, the video shows up here, so that your lovely subscribers out there can see that you uploaded and watch your video
and give you some YouTube revenue by watching it
it's great
but what's not fun is, this shit breaks all the fucking time
meaning that whenever you upload a video, there's a little bit of a chance that nobody who is actually subscribed to you is going to-
FUCKING SEE IT
Yes guys dont you love that especially if your like me if your not someone who uploads on a fucking daily basis
you know if i uploaded on a daily fucking basis i would not give a shit alright
I would just be like huh you know ive uploaded everyday anyway one video did shit who really gives a fuck right
its not even a big concern for me
but this is an fucking issue to the people who do not upload very very fucking frequently
and also
It's a huge fucking issue
to everybody who puts immense amounts of effort
into their content.
I'm not talking about myself right now
because it's clear to see
I'm fucking unshaved right now,
I haven't washed my hair in like, two days,
I'm clearly not putting enough effort into my fucking appearance
For this video,
But who cares anyway
You are gonna make fun of me anyways (yes)
So why even try right? (pig)
But yeah guys sometimes this just happens subboxes just fucking break.
And you know the majority of you are subcribers of the active subcribers .
Just don't fucking get intensification for your videos.
Just don't get you know just doesn't appear on the main page of Youtube for them *pig breathe*
And *wierd orgasm* you know as a result you get 1 fucking view on your new video. *shows sad pewdiepie
This creates alot of concern
You guys probably know I haven't uploaded 4 days before my last video.
And I actually was not suppose having that much of a pause
I actually uploaded - oh- I haven't done shit for only 3 days because I was having intense homework shit right. (rip)
And I was supposed to upload my video on wednesday but guess what happened? (no tell us)
*pig breath* I upload a fucking video and it gets no likes no views, nothing whatsoever (LOL)
And of course immediately, I say, AND I KNOW that the sub boxes are FUCKED
And all I have to do is either fucking uh you know (ffs pig)
Either wait for fucking tommorow and hope that tommorow maybe the sub boxes will not go and fucking break
Or I have to wait for another 2 hours and maybe then sub boxes are going to work, you know it's basically a guessing game.